Funny Sms SMS

ek pathan ek angrez sy bhens kraha hota hai 
k ek din hm tmsy upar jaky dekhaega
angrez. hm chand py jaty hain tm ja skty ho
paathan. tm chand py jata hai to hm tumhy suraj py jaky dekhaega
angrez tm suraj py jaogy to rakh ho jaogy
pathan. aby o hm tmari tarhan akhrot nhe hu hm rat k time jaega :) -

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Always send nice msgs
because
when u die,
After ur death people say about u
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Banda to Zaleel tha par msg achay karta tha

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Masjid mai elaan hogia ke
.
1 bacha mela hai JIN KA HAI, aa ke le jayen
.
1 Pathan jaldi agia owr bola: Mujhe bhi dikhawo "JIN" ka bacha kesa hota hai !


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1 Pathan Quaid-e-Azam ki Mazar par ja kar dua kar raha tha
"Maira Prize Bond har sorat mai nekalna chahie"
.
Jese hi wo Mazar se bahir agia, kesi ne uske Jaib se Prize Bond nekal lia tha
.
Wo dobar Mazar gia owr bola: "Jinah Sahb ! Pahly pori baat tu samaj lia karain"

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Pathan Apnay Nokar Say: O Yara 

Darakhton Ko Pani Do..


Nokar: Khan Sahab Barsat Ho Rahi 


Ha..


Pathan: O Yara Bahanay Nhi Banao,


Hamara Chatri Lay Kar Jao� :-)


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Always be happy
and
always wear a smile;
because
life is full of reasons to smile
so
people might say
.
.
.
KANJAR buhat khush hai 

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Na msg
Na phone
Na picture
Na tone
kya ban gaye ho
don?
number to aise
liya tha jaise roz
karoge PHONE
ab kehte ho hum apke hain kaun


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